How to get good joomla SEO with joomla?

My Joomla websites are www.shepherdmedia.net and www.alldesignwoodlands.com and i use joomla as a CMS and i can never get good seo! I have no page ranks! I would be willing to pay some money but the cheaper the better!

Would you drink beer with ET?

If you met someone from space all green and Alien looking would you take him/her or maybe it to your favourite bar or pub and have a brew with him/her it ? Would you have a stout, lager or ale, import, domestic with em? Would you pay the tab and tip or should the Alien?

Slavery question?

since the majority of the african slaves where sold by their own families, are african americans angry with their ancestors families for profiting off their demise?

Do the results of a semen ysis vary from day to day?

My husband had a vasectomy reversal about a month ago (it's only been a year since the original vasectomy, we are both 26 years old, and have had 2 children together). We took his first semen sample in today and the results were "negative". I know that this is very common for a first ysis, but I was wondering if the results vary from day to day. I was also curious as to what a "negative" result means, specifically. Thanks!

Anyone boycotting the Beijing Olympics?

There's a big movement to boycott the Beijing Olympics until China does something about their blatant financial support of the Sudanese government and the genocide in Darfur.

Maryland @ G.t SAturday?

So do you think maryland has what it takes to hold G.T at home on saturday... G.T is giving them 2 touchdowns... what do u guys think im thinkin that might be one of my strong plays taking G.T.. what would u guys hav to say ur strongest plays on Sat. are? I like and Texas so far...

Where can i find a security camera that can transmit to a laptop without internet or wires?

So my friend is starting a sensual mage business. He and I are going to be security he has a hidden camera that transmits to his TV. What I want to know is there some sort of small camera that can wirelessly transmitted to my laptop while I'm downstairs with other clients? So we can both keep an eye on things? If so Please provide me with a link. If no such thing exist. Can someone point me in the direction of where I can find a nice color small discreet camera that can transmit to another TV downstairs? we may consider buying a TV for downstairs incase there is no such thing that transmits to a lap top